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Sunday, June 06, 2010
Dudes and dudettes, i've officially set up a record for reading a complete book in just 2 days...due to the boredom i've been facing during standby, my brain crashed and i grabbed something that i hated, books...somehow, this book was rather intriguing and it caught my desire to read within minutes...now, as u all should probably know, im a book hater, but it was a last resort, as what we were doing during standby was basically eat, toilet and "sleep torture"...yes my friends, let me enlighten you on what is defined(by me) as sleep torture...
1) You're not allowed to sleep but you're sleepy due to the boredom of not doing anything, and you are constantly awaken when there are big shots roaming the place to make sure that you were awake at all times.. 2) The place is fucking hot that the big fan barely did anything to cool us down, thus making it very uncomfortable to sleep when u really feel like dozing off... 3) There was no place to lie down, except in the PDV( our bus which was hot like a fucken oven) and instead, we sat on plastic chairs tt cause the occasional butt cramps... 4) You will feel like sleeping every 5 minutes, even from the start of the time you get there, due to lack of sleep from waking up at 5.30am in the morning and sleeping late at 2am in the morning due to coming back late from the previous day's standby... 5) Your off day is being threatened, anyone caught sleeping has a chance to sabotage the entire platoon's off days...thus the constant need to look out for big shots around...and you still fall asleep unconsciously no matter how you fight it... And that my friend, is 'sleep torture'...so the book magically kept me awake as i was so interested in it...it was a real eye opener, about this geek who transformed into one helluva pick up artist and eventually chilled down with a girl who din fall for his pick up tricks...interesting...gave me some new ideas too...but i cant help wondering, does the sequel tells the answer on how you get over one-itis... one-itis is a condition named by the pick up artists where by the dude gets stuck to one girl and loses his usual charm due to his love for that girl...the other pick up artists said the cure was to fuck a dozen other girls and the main character tried it, but it did not work...and thus ended chilling out with tt girl...so whats the cure? i want to know badly... Mucho Love, Le Nachos Labels: I was stuck in one-itis for way too long PuNKRoCKBoi at 8:26 PM | Comment
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.:Its Who I aM:. 
Nicks:Ace, Punkrockboi, Le Nachos, Kai, Boi Ongbak Ngee Ann Poly, Bukit View Sec, Keming primary Came to tis cruel world on 22 July 1989 Thinks he's a ninja destined to save the world from an evil koala bear Cant stop chewing on his handphone Still thinks tat the moon is made of cheese Daydreams alot, so dun get angry if he's nt paying attention Overall, he's a happy kid doing wat he does best, watever tat is
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